Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Gosh Danged Immigrants Anyway...


Hmmm...

Whew!


Takoradi, March 26, GNA - A Catholic priest said on Sunday that it would be fruitless for Christians to look for signs of the end of times or the second coming of Jesus Christ through rare natural occurrences like the lunar eclipse.

Therefore they should be wary of "religious charlatans" and other unscrupulous people who might give different interpretations to this and other rare phenomena to corrupt their faith.

The most Reverend John Martin Darko, the Bishop of the Sekondi-Takoradi Diocese, told the GNA that Christian must be ready at all times for the coming of Christ by eschewing corruption and other vices and also be disciplined and obey the laws of the country. "Again if we love and do good to our neighbours irrespective of their sex, religion, status or ethnic origin, then we must be ready for the second coming of Jesus", he said.

The flight of Icarus

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

回歡迎!


歡迎Amare Stoudemire。敲在木頭但我希望您的戲劇實現前個季節因為我想要看太陽得到一些圓環!!!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

الفرس النازي, نازي

Arabian Nazi is the translation of the Arabic title. It seems that this guy is leading his followers down a path that Adolph Hitler led the German people down. I sure hope that the people of the middle east can get their shit together and join the rest of the world in modern time!
(I guess the shithead that leads our country uses religion to his own needs as best he can too so here is my disclaimer: Fuck Bush!)
OK, now that has been said, this article explains it ...

Iraqi cleric wants gays killed in "most severe way"

In the midst of sectarian violence that threatens to drag Iraq into civil war, the country's influential Shiite cleric Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani has issued a violent death order against gays and lesbians on his Web site, according to London-based LGBT human rights groups OutRage. Written in Arabic, the fatwa comes from a press conference with the powerful religious cleric, where he was asked about the judgment on sodomy and lesbianism. “Forbidden,” Sistani answered, according to OutRage, “Punished, in fact, killed. The people involved should be killed in the worst, most severe way of killing.”
Considering Sistani's stature and influence within the Iraqi Shiite majority, OutRage member Ali Hili declared the cleric's statements extremely dangerous. “Sistani's murderous homophobic incitement has given a green light to Shia Muslims to hunt and kill lesbians and gay men,” said Hili. “We hold Sistani personally responsible for the murder of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender Iraqis. He gives the killers theological sanction and encouragement.”

Friday, March 17, 2006

Air America - Coming Back to Phoenix!


On March 1, 2006 our Air America Phoenix station was taken off the air by a Religious Broadcasting company. This was a “dark” day for progressive talk radio in America. You have flooded us with emails pleading to get us back on the radio and asking how you can help. We have heard your cries. Our goal is to be back on the air on April 3rd, 2006!

A deal has been negotiated with a local station and the final details are being ironed out! Our Freedom Express is running on schedule thanks to your generous support. But the battle is not yet over. We still need your strong support in the next few weeks to make our dream come true. It is very important to get as many people as possible involved at this critical juncture.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

You gotta be kidding me...

On The Lamb...

...is the actual title of this blog entry as kid is a young goat. It seems that a Deputy Fire Chief in Mesa, AZ got caught banging one of his neighbors young sheep out in the barn. Isn't it 2006? In this town there are plenty of people and pages of yellow by the score advertising phone numbers of escorts. Why a sheep? WHY A SHEEP???

"Waves upong waves of demented avengers marched cheerfully out of obscurity and into the dream - dream - dream"

Here is the story courtesy The Arizona Republic.

Deputy fire chief suspected of bestiality
Lindsey Collom The Arizona Republic Mar. 7, 2006 12:00 AM

MESA -
A deputy fire chief was jailed Sunday on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing after a neighbor discovered the man half-undressed inside the neighbor's barn, authorities said. The neighbor told investigators the man was holding down a sheep. The Mesa Fire Department placed Leroy Donald Johnson, 52, on paid leave Monday pending an internal investigation. Johnson, deputy chief of technical services, has been with the Mesa Fire Department for nearly 26 years.


Assistant Fire Chief Mary Cameli said Johnson has been an "exemplary" employee with a spotless personnel record. "We were all very surprised by this," Cameli added.

Johnson's neighbor told Maricopa County Sheriff's deputies that he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn. The teenager said Johnson knocked on the front and back door of their home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.

When confronted by deputies, Johnson said he was in the barn with the sheep but would not discuss why he was there or what he was doing. One of the deputies noted in his report that Johnson had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol.

Johnson did not return a call for comment Monday.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

A dozen hot wings and a pitcher of Heineken please

Here is the best reason I have found for drinking beer while eating chicken wings...




YUK!

永恒


因此我在讀透露匿名的人的秘密,是知道我也有一個的明信片。我考慮在我的自己的一張卡片送信但是認為我在我的 blog 在這裡會照常舉行和公佈一個。在這裡是 ...我為了一起密封家庭討厭 Mormons ' 時間和所有永恒 ' 如果每名成員不是存在的。我蔑視一個家庭的選擇也給它。

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Port Authority


I do not know, nor do I know how to look it up, but I wonder who or what company runs the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey...

A few facts, and a link to a very cool blog.


  • 100% of containers coming into Hong Kong are inspected. Only 5% in the U.S. are inspected. From Nancy Pelosi.

  • The handheld devices that detect radiation in a container have an error rate of40%.
  • 24 of the top 25 US Port Facilities are owned by foreign-based companies. From Hardball on MSNBC.

Bird flu kills German cat


(seems like a little kitty karma at work here)

A cat found dead last weekend on the German island of Rügen was infected with a dangerous strain of bird flu, health officials have confirmed. Tests are being carried out to determine whether the virus is exactly the same as the aggressive H5N1 variant that has so far infected 174 people, mostly in Asia, more than half of whom have died. The danger to humans is "theoretical, but nothing can be excluded", says Thomas Mettenleiter, head of the Friedrich Loeffler Federal Research Institute for Animal Health on the neighbouring island of Riems, off Germany's northern coast.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Some more bike shots








Next, I am going to have to try and mount my camera in my tank bag for some onboard movies. Hmmmm... : )

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Keep the Wheel Side Down

Scooter

It all seems pretty obvious now...

The bastard, Dick Cheney, was drunk when he shot his hunting buddy. Every time I have watched COPS and they pull over a drunk driver, the reply to the obligatory question "how much have you had to drink?" is always "one or two beers". With Dick shooting his hunting partner, then hiding it from the press, and not allowing LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS to meet with him until well after any amount of alcohol would have been processed by his system, THE ONLY LOGICAL ASSUMPTION CAN BE THAT THE MOTHER FUCKER WAS DRUNK.

I am ashamed of the current Executive leadership and sick to my stomach that this piece of shit, Dick Cheney, can get away with what I would have been thrown in jail for. Fuck You Dick! hahaha (that sounds cool) Fuck You Dick!

I am just glad to live in the year 2006 where this will definitely get out to the world. If this had happened to Kennedy, Carter, Reagan, or that other fucking Bush, the information would have been quietly swept under the rug and kept there. But in this age of information, the truth is going to come out and it may be the straw that broke the camels back. With all the other bullshit that has happened under this Presidency, this may just be what America needed to stop being fed BULLSHIT from the Executive Office! (Fuck You Dick!)

OK, with that off of my chest, here is a picture of Dick showing how drunk he was, in his opinion that is...

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Whoo Hoo!

Here are a few shots of my new bike. I had been looking for a used bike to save some cash but the resale values for bikes here in the valley have their prices almost as expensive as the new ones are! (plus you get no warranty) So finally, after looking at the Yamaha FZ1 and the Honda 599, came across the Suzuki SV650S which was definitely the bike for me! It has a V-twin engine rather than the inline 4 cylinder bikes that I have ridden previously. That will also give it more torque for better power in handling. It will take a little getting used to after 2+ years of not riding anything since my FZR600 but I am stoked to get some miles on those tires!!! Ok, enough yapping. Here is the bike!

(oh yeah, I am also the only member of the Southwest Chapter of the Camel Toe Race Team!)

Monday, February 20, 2006

Honest


"Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be"
- Abraham Lincoln

I'm Fixing a Hole



I’m taking the time for a number of things
That weren’t important yesterday
And I still go.

I’m fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where it will go.


I guess it is like spring cleaning. You have to get rid of the stuff in the attic that you have been storing, for no good reason, for years and years. I guess this is a part of that process. Thank you for your participation!

(miracles need only be noticed to be real)

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Sick Joke


Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

The second said, "You think that was drunk? Damn, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

The third proclaimed, "Shit, I was the drunkest by far! When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"


The room was silent for a moment.
Then, the first girl spoke out again,
"Listen girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."