It all seems pretty obvious now...

The bastard, Dick Cheney, was drunk when he shot his hunting buddy. Every time I have watched COPS and they pull over a drunk driver, the reply to the obligatory question "how much have you had to drink?" is always "one or two beers". With Dick shooting his hunting partner, then hiding it from the press, and not allowing LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS to meet with him until well after any amount of alcohol would have been processed by his system, THE ONLY LOGICAL ASSUMPTION CAN BE THAT THE MOTHER FUCKER WAS DRUNK.

I am ashamed of the current Executive leadership and sick to my stomach that this piece of shit, Dick Cheney, can get away with what I would have been thrown in jail for. Fuck You Dick! hahaha (that sounds cool) Fuck You Dick!

I am just glad to live in the year 2006 where this will definitely get out to the world. If this had happened to Kennedy, Carter, Reagan, or that other fucking Bush, the information would have been quietly swept under the rug and kept there. But in this age of information, the truth is going to come out and it may be the straw that broke the camels back. With all the other bullshit that has happened under this Presidency, this may just be what America needed to stop being fed BULLSHIT from the Executive Office! (Fuck You Dick!)

OK, with that off of my chest, here is a picture of Dick showing how drunk he was, in his opinion that is...